Which Max the Dork Song Are You?

There's so many songs. Just a Love Song. PO Boxes. Trenchmouth. Lockstep. The list is endless. Well, OK, there's 36 original songs to choose from, so which one defines who you are? Take this quiz and find out!


1. What is your favorite breakfast beverage?
Coffee
Orange Juice
Milk
Hot Lead
Water
Beer
Bong Water
Vodka
The Blood of Innocents

2. Who is the biggest influence in your life?
Mom and Dad
Brother or Sister
Charles Manson
Any of the Bushes (George H.W., Barbara, G-Dub, Jeb)
Poppy Z. Brite
Jello Biafra
Some stupid teacher you had as a child
Max the Dork

3. Complete the following sentence: When I go to work (or school), I:
Dress provocatively
Dress conservatively
Don't dress at all
Pack a weapon
Pack a lunch
Stop on the way to pick up the daily newspaper
Stop on the way to pick up the daily schoolchild

4. What's your favorite snack food?
Doritos
Potato Chips or crisps
Fish heads
Ramen
The blood of innocents
Pussy (or cock)
Whatever I found in the couch

5. What's your favorite type of music?
Punk rock
Pop rock
R&B
C&W
Heavy Metal
Classical
Jazz
Gregorian Chant
Satanic chant

6. Who do you feel is the most important person of the 20th Century?
Amelia Earhart
Albert Einstein
Thomas Edison
The Wright Brothers
Frank Lloyd Wright
Ayn Rand
Tipper Gore
Martin Luther King Jr.
John F. Kennedy
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Henry Kissinger
Uncle Floyd

7. How many of these "who am I" type quizzes have you filled out?
one or two
five or less
Ten or less
Fifty or less
more than fifty


OK, this is it, find out which MtD song you are!