2. Who is the biggest influence in your life? Mom and Dad Brother or Sister Charles Manson Any of the Bushes (George H.W., Barbara, G-Dub, Jeb) Poppy Z. Brite Jello Biafra Some stupid teacher you had as a child Max the Dork
3. Complete the following sentence: When I go to work (or school), I: Dress provocatively Dress conservatively Don't dress at all Pack a weapon Pack a lunch Stop on the way to pick up the daily newspaper Stop on the way to pick up the daily schoolchild
4. What's your favorite snack food? Doritos Potato Chips or crisps Fish heads Ramen The blood of innocents Pussy (or cock) Whatever I found in the couch
5. What's your favorite type of music? Punk rock Pop rock R&B C&W Heavy Metal Classical Jazz Gregorian Chant Satanic chant
6. Who do you feel is the most important person of the 20th Century? Amelia Earhart Albert Einstein Thomas Edison The Wright Brothers Frank Lloyd Wright Ayn Rand Tipper Gore Martin Luther King Jr. John F. Kennedy Adolph Hitler Joseph Stalin Henry Kissinger Uncle Floyd
7. How many of these "who am I" type quizzes have you filled out? one or two five or less Ten or less Fifty or less more than fifty