People love Max the Dork, and so do you, or you wouldn't be here, right? (Or maybe you just lead a sad and pathetic existence and you don't care where you are. That's OK too.) So why not show the world how much you love Max the Dork by making a Fan Sign? These people did!
By the way, we're not above posting pictures of people writing "I Love Max the Dork" on their naked bodies with chocolate syrup. In fact, that kind of thing will get you bumped to the top of the list.
To submit fan signs, email me at bret@maxthedork.com.
Make sure you include your name and a link to your website if any.
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Brando, who owns and operates Warped Rage Radio, made this one up using the Duets EP and the MtD sticker that came with it. It's kinda cool that he stuck our sticker on his strat. (-:
Credits: Brando |
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Our good friend (and local fan) Heather came over the house the other night and demonstrated how much she loves MtD with some chocolate icing we had lying around.
Credits: Heather (Drama Queen) |
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Not the same Heather as above. A different Heather. This one is the same one that sent the pics of Oscar the Koala. I like this one slightly better. Can we say, "Body Art?"
Credits: Heather (Different One) |
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Dan, Dan, the emo man. Made a sign for me showing just how frickin sensitive he really is. Dan's aight, I worked with him over the summer. But have I ever mentioned how much I hate emo? What a wuss (-;
Credits: Emo Dan |
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The thuggest sum-bitch on the planet. This is 00ga Lobes (that's zero-zero gauge, as in his lobes are double-zero gauge) giving MtD some love. Yeah brother, right back at you!
Credits: 00ga Lobes |
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My good friend Dropkick Seany (he's a Dropkick Murphys fan, get it?) sent me this fansign, and then I sat around and didn't update for way too long. Sorry bout that Sean. Better late than never tho!
Credits: Dropkick Seany |
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So one night I took this sign over to the WGLS studio on the Rowan University campus, and Kevin (the guy in the middle) agreed to hold the sign while I took the picture. You'll probably see more of these in the months ahead. The other two people I don't know, but definitely look at the full-size image, coz there's just nothing like quality footwear in a photograph.
Credits: WGLS Locals Only |
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There are no words to describe this. Leelo had sent me fansigns that said "3 Max Le Dork" because she didn't understand what I meant when I said "<3." Yesterday (August 8) she sent me an email with these two videos, to make up for her error. Now, this was totally unsolicited and unexpected, which of course makes it all that much cooler. By the way, they're also JBG approved. And you will need Quicktime to view these videos. Goddamn it's good to be me! (-:
Credits: Leelo |
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More fan signs with International flavor. Isa from Brazil defaced her own body for the sake of art, and contemplated life transgendrefied (is that even a word?). That's dedication to a cause (-:
Credits: Isa |
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On a day when I was getting a lot of shit for being a mod on Cry for Help, Crystal, one of the other mods, gave me this fansign and immediately cheered me up (-:
Credits: Crystal |
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Mojo-Jojo sent me three of her sportin' some serious signage, and since I couldn't decide on one, I put them all up.
Credits: Mojo-Jojo |
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Nick from Blamcoboom sent me this one from his webcam, a testament to his overwhelming laziness.
Credits: Nick |
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JBG crafts another wonderful fan sign with her dog, Shadow, apparently in need of my assistance.
Credits: JellyBellyGirl |
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More international appeal for MtD! Spit from Cry for Help sent me this sign all the way from Warsaw, Poland. Dziêkujê, Spit!
Credits: Spit |
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Isa from CFH offers this fine rendition, a mellange if you will, of Dali and MtD. This is one of my favorites to date, mostly because I'm a big Dali fan.
Credits: Isa |
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Spaz_Dee_Drummer offers up her opinion of Max the dork, and apparently 4 out of 5 podiatrists agree.
Credits: Spaz_Dee_Drummer |
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Apparently, Buddy the Crack Smokin' Kitty also has a fan, as shown here in this picture sent by Spaz.
Credits: Spaz_Dee_Drummer |
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Jellybellygirl tearing up the Fan Signs with this public service announcement. Look for it on a radio station near you.
Credits: JellyBellyGirl |
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Chriz from N. Ireland sends me this fine fan sign (-:
Credits: Chriz |
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Azderak sent me this thug seal just loving the fact that it's on the MtD site!!!
Credits: Azderak |
| My very own JellyBellyGirl made this for me. Ain't she a doll?
Credits: JellyBellyGirl |
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Another fansign from my Jellybellygirl (-: She loves me!!!
Credits: JellyBellyGirl |
| Outcasted Misfit's dog, Lucy, does not appear to like me so much in this photo, but I consider it to be a fan sign nonetheless.
Credits: Outcasted Misfit |
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| Another fansign from Outcasted Misfit's dog, Lucy. I think she's just jealous of my smexiness.
Credits: Outcasted Misfit |