Hate Mail

This is where we (and by "we" usually it's Bret) respond to some of our hate mail.

NEW!!!
Matt from West Deptford, NJ writes:

You guys aren't very good.  I don't know why you added me.  I hope I don't know you.

Thank god there's someone with some honesty on Myspace. We were getting so many compliments I was starting to believe them. You're right, we suck. No, you don't know us, so you're safe. I'm gonna post your comment on our hatemail page, coz it's been so lonely lately. Thanks (-:
-Bret

Danielle from Belfast, Ireland writes us:

You fucking suck, you ugly bastard! Your band is shit and u look like uv been trailed through a bush
backwards then been hit by a bus.
You sound so shitty it makes me wana hit myself over the head with a glass bottle and pull every single
fuckin hair outa my head. Haha ur bands supposed to punk right ?!?!?! Sounds more like fuckin
classical!
You retarted bastard go learn how to play guitar my 6 yr old brother cud play better than you! Ass lickin,
cock sucking, muthafuckin chode!
 
        Laterz

All very good points, Danielle. However, I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
-Bret

Amanda from Chicago writes us:

You suck, your music sucks it all does, anyone who talks to my sister (Mr.Leo -n- Deadbodyz) sucks cuz
she sucks, so go suck yourself, you old ass man suck man skank he man hootch whore guy!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!!! AND YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You might as well stop
making music because I don't like what you make and so it isn't worth the time it takes to create
it!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I didn't hear you. Perhaps you should use a few more exclamation points next time.
-Bret