I'm going UVW today Don't wait up, I'll probably stay It's my favorite sport anyday When I get to the ER, they'll shake their heads and say... ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! I lost some teeth and I'm bruised on my back I'm going in with a baseball bat The screaming crowd reminds me where I'm at I answer them with a metal chair attack... ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! My buddy put me through a table last night I hit him with a fluorescent light You say it ain't real, I say yeah right Get in the ring you fucker, let's go let's fight! I'm going UVW today Don't wait up, I'll probably stay It's my favorite sport anyday When I get to the ER they'll shake their heads and say... ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT! ULTRAVIOLENT!
Words and Music ©2002 by Bret Walker